Thanksgiving Smiles, Grins and Blessings

Let’s get basted.

What kind of music did the Pilgrims like? Plymouth Rock.

What side dish do you bring for Thanksgiving dinner when you accidentally sat on the sweet potatoes? Squash casserole.

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims!

“Knock Knock.” “Who’s there?” “Norma Lee.” “Norma Lee who?” “Norma Lee I don’t eat this much!”

What is a turkey’s favorite dessert? Peach gobbler!

What vegetables would you like with your Thanksgiving dinner? Beets me!

Fruit comes from a fruit tree. Where does turkey come from? A poul-tree.

What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving? Lucky!

What sound does a turkey’s phone make? Wing wing wing!

Can a turkey jump higher than a house? Yes, because houses can’t jump!

What do you call a running turkey? Fast food.

Why do turkeys love rainy days? They love fowl weather.

Why did the turkey cross the road? He wanted people to think he was a chicken.

What did the turkey say to the computer? Google, google.

What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter on Thanksgiving Day? Quack, quack!

“Knock Knock.” “Who’s there?” “Dewey.” “Dewy who?” “Dewey have to wait long to eat?”

“Knock knock.” “Who’s there?” “Arthur.” “Arthur who?” “Arthur any leftovers?”

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  1. Happy Thanksgiving from the freezing North! I am thankful that OSHA suspended it’s little vaccine demand. When I prayed about what to do, God told me to wait and leave it to Him, not get in their faces, and He did this. The office of HR has not mentioned it; maybe they hope we don’t know, so we’ll “comply.” But they don’t want to lose anybody, either.
    Anyway, I hope you all are having a great Thanksgiving, and I am thankful for you!

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