If There Weren’t Any Democrats in California Then Who Would Be Left?

What do Biden and Obama call illegal immigrants when they are talking to each other?

Undocumented Democrats.

Why were Democrats in the lead early on?

Republicans weren’t off work yet?

We haven’t seen the Democrats this mad at Republicans since they freed the slaves.

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Happy 82 Birthday Sir Tom Jones, From My Mom in Heaven

Knowing I’m an advid autograph collector, my mother, Geraldine Dennis was always on the lookout and obtained several signatures for me.

In April 1969, she took me to a Tom Jones concert with my cousins Carolyn Sanders Gerland and James Johnson at the Hemisfair Arena in San Antonio, Texas. Gladys Knight and the Pips and comedian Norm Crosby also appeared.

They performed on a stage, in the center of the arena, with an amazing orchestra on one side. I was only 13 and the entire show was incredible. Tom Jones sang such hits as “It’s Not Unusual,” “Delilah,” and “Help Yourself.”

I was mesmerized by the strength in his voice and boldness of his showmanship. (It would be three years later, in April 1972, when I would see Elvis Presley for the first time at that same arena…and up until that concert, never did I believe Tom Jones could be beat. LOL.)

Elvis & Tom, 1969

For years Mom would laugh and say, “When I die I want to come back reincarnated as a gospel backup singer so I can stand behind Tom Jones and watch him work on stage.”

She meant it.

On her 50th birthday we took her to the Magic Time Machine restaurant. It first opened in 1973, the year I graduated from high school, and continues to be a fun favorite in San Antonio.

 The Time Machine is like no other restaurant I’ve ever seen, with no two seating areas alike. In San Antonio, you can sit at the Sweethearts Table, in The Attic, a Thatched Hut or even an old Refrigerator. Mom loved the salad bar, a shiny red 1952 MG-TD Roadster modified to serve as a soup and salad vegetables.

“The thing that sets The Magic Time Machine apart is our zany cast of characters who transport our guests into another point in time,” their website bills themselves. “Our servers dress in costumes representing popular pop culture icons from the past, present, and future. The entertainment comes from the humorous interaction with your server in a family friendly environment. Pirate or Princess? Hero or Villain? We have characters for every occasion and group. At The Magic Time Machine, ‘Laughing Aloud is Allowed’!”

It was a fun night that January 17, 1988. Elvis was in the house and Mom told her friends Wayne and Betty Lewis, “I wished Tom Jones would make an appearance too” and explained her reincarnation wish.

We had great laughs but it was especially joyful to see her open my present to her—an 8×10″ glossy personally autographed picture of Tom Jones. The smile and happy tears on her face endure in my thoughts even today.

I took mom to see Tom Jones two more times (she had even seen him in Las Vegas) both in San Antonio’s Majestic Theater and the Laurie Auditorium. Each time she repeated her reincarnation wish–“gospel singer behind Tom Jones.”

When Mom died in September 2006, the funeral at First Baptist Church in Boerne, Texas was full. My sister Bobbi Shipman and I both addressed our dear family and friends, some we hadn’t seen in decades. Of course, there was great emotion and sadness.

To end it all, a gospel group from a Black San Antonio church led by Janet Givens (she has sang to royalty and backed up Michael Bolton) practically blew the stained glass windows out of the church with their songs. They concluded with “Oh Happy Day!”

Mom’s funeral was appropriately uplifting…just like her.

Happy Birthday Sir Tom Jones

I imagine that as Sir Tom Jones celebrates his 82nd birthday here on Earth June 7th, Mom will be wishing him good will and happiness from Heaven–and looking at his behind.

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Comprehensive List of How You Will Be Much Safer By Giving Up Your Rights

Following is a complete list of scenarios where giving up your rights will make your existence more safe.

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If you don’t get it by now, you just may be a liberal, indoctrinated student, RINO believer, or someone who wastes their life watching too much television.

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Democrats Playing ‘Wheel of Fortune’ and ‘Let’s Make a Deal’

Hunter Biden’s daddy, the “Big Guy,” has a history of cheating. Through plagiarism in college, back door deals in New Jersey, voter and ballot fraud, money laundering kick backs with foreign entities, Joe Biden has always been a low class political swindler.

Here’s a satirical look at Biden and his pals as seen through the eyes of millions via social media memes.

Contestant Biden

Contestant Hillary

Contestant Obama

Other Democrat Contestants

THE WINNER

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Redneck Wisdom for America First, Liberals Last

I ain’t a redneck ’cause I talk American real good.

You might be a Redneck if you take a load to the dump and bring back more than you took.

YOU MIGHT BE A LIBERAL

You might be a redneck if… you can recognize your friends by the sound of their mufflers.

You might be a redneck if your house doesn’t have curtains, but your truck does.

You might be a redneck if instead of buying your girlfriend candy and flowers, you spray paint her name on an overpass.

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Caution: For Cute Dog Fans Only

Every thinks they have the best dog and none of them are wrong. Dogs do speak but only to those who know how to listen. Scratch a dog and you’ll find a permanent job.

Our dog, Mr. Beefy

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Thousands of US Flights Cancelled

Angry passenger in New York gets put in his place.

By 8 a.m. (CST) Monday, April 4, 2022, 2,134 airline flights were cancelled across, into and outbound the United States.

This followed carriers canceling more than 3,500 U.S. flights over the weekend due to employee absenteeism, storms in Florida and technology issues.

Close to 2,000 flights within, into, or out of the U.S. were canceled Saturday and a further 1,659 Sunday, according to flight tracking website FlightAware.

By morning, Monday, 4,314 flights were delayed.

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Whiteboard Lesson Guy’s Greatest Hits

The character, Jim Halpert, is played by John Krasinki from America’s television comedy sitcom, The Office. In his now popular meme, Jim points to a whiteboard and then smiles.

On November 10th, 2008, the episode of The Office entitled “Baby Shower” Jim charts how his boss Michael might be related to another character’s baby.

He says, “Jan is about to have a baby with a sperm donor. And Michael is preparing for the birth of a watermelon with Dwight. Now, this baby will be related to Michael through delusion.”

On March 16th, 2016, Tumblr account the-office-daily posted a two-panel screenshot from the scene. The post received more than 3,700 notes in less than four years 

On April 17th, 2016, Buzzfeed used an edited version of the image that reads “How compatible with Jim Halpert are you?”

Several years later, on August 27th, 2019, Imgur user fluffypancakes shared an edited variation that reads “Government is necessary because people left unchecked will do evil. The government is composed of people left unchecked.”

The post received more than 114,000 views and 4,400 points in less than one year.

Here are some of the top rated Whiteboard Lesson Guy’s memes:

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Wendy Rogers Tells It Like It Is: Freedom of Speech on Social Media

On March 20th, Twitter locked out satirical news outlet The Babylon Bee for joking about Rachel Levine for being the “Man of the Year.”

Republican Arizona state Senator Wendy Rogers was among those to call out the nonsense being perpetuated by Twitter, writing “Now they are censoring satire.”

In a post captioned with “The Babylon Bee’s Man Of The Year Is Rachel Levine,” Twitter was apparently offended by the obvious jab at how the biologically male Levine, Joe Biden’s token transgender liberal assistant Secretary of Health, had received “Woman of the Year” from USA Today earlier in March.

Rogers followed up her tweet with these observations:

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Facebook – what you say in college but still get an A from your liberal professor.


Twitter – what you say in high school but still get an A from your gender-confused professor.


Telegram – what you say as long as any intelligence agencies don’t disagree with you.


GETTR – what you say unless Kevin McCarthy tells Jason Miller to ban someone.


Truth Social – what you say at a Trump rally.


Gab – what you can say after 5 beers and you are given a microphone which is pretty much no filter and maximum freedom of speech, even though there may be real world consequences.”

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Of course, far left mainstream media, including CNN, has been a continuing critic of satirical freedom of speech.

“The Arizona Audit exposed widespread irregularities and fraud in the 2020 election that exceeded the difference in votes,” Rogers, a supporter of election integrity and often the subject of censorship, said recently.

Hal and Wendy Rogers with President Trump

“We need to secure our elections, including by returning to paper ballots, cleaning the voter rolls, and banning ballot drop boxes.”

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Biden’s Worst Enemy, the Truth… and Catturd Ride Again

Smarter than a CNN pundit. Faster than Pelosi drinking whiskey. Able to leap over media lies in a single bound. Look up in the internet. It’s CATTURD, the feline commentator that puts Jen Psaki to shame.

Here’s another round of no-holds-barred bits of wisdom, philosophy and putdowns from the most famous cat on earth.

When Facebook censors, Catturd prevails.
Outdoors. Running. Masked.

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Truckers Favorite Messages to Justin Trudeau

We are not going to censor anything here. That’s mainstream media’s and Big Tech’s toil and trouble.

Here they are. Canadian and American truckers top picks for the best put down messages to Justin Trudeau. Please share these with other patriots. Forward. Copy and paste photos to other sites.

We salute our faithful truckers. Good luck and Godspeed.

The Top 10

Bonus Memes: The Next 15 as Determined by Truckers

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Democrats, RINOS and Sheep, Oh My!

Top 10 Lessons in Hypocrisy All Humans Should Know by Now

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