Texans Jack & Dodie

Wisdom of Cows You Udderly May  Understand

Think you’ve herd them all? Cows are pretty funny and it would be a total shame if we didn’t milk them for all they’re worth.

When life gives you lemons and you were hoping for hot chocolate.

I asked myself if I was crazy. We all said NO!

Steer clear! Cows coming through!

It’s okay if you disagree agree with me. I can’t force you to be right!
Don’t grow up. It’s a trap!

The cow was so excited for the day ahead that he was over the moon.

I’m not a cow. I’m an ass and I’m not the type you want to put on the speaker phone.

How do you count cows?     With a cowculator!

Where do cows eat lunch?In the calfeteria.

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Loralyn ‘Dodie’ & Jack Dennis

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