“I put a dollar in one of those change machines. Nothing changed.” – George Carlin

“The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it in your back pocket.” – Will Rogers

“If inflation continues to soar, you’re going to have to work like a dog just to live like one.” – George Gobel

“Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money.” – Jackie Mason

“There is only one amount of money – just not enough.” – Andy Kaufman

“It’s money. I remember it from when I was single.” – Billy Crystal

 “Too many people spend money they haven’t earned, to buy things they don’t want, to impress people they don’t like.” – Will Smith

“Women prefer men who have something tender about them – especially the legal kind.” – Kay Ingram

“I used to have a drug problem, now I make enough money.” – David Lee Roth

“The mint makes it first, it is up to you to make it last.” – Evan Esar

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