I ain’t a redneck ’cause I talk American real good.
You might be a Redneck if you take a load to the dump and bring back more than you took.
You might be a redneck if… you can recognize your friends by the sound of their mufflers.
You might be a redneck if your house doesn’t have curtains, but your truck does.
You might be a redneck if instead of buying your girlfriend candy and flowers, you spray paint her name on an overpass.
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