The Most I Ever Laughed in a Cemetery was an Unexpected Roar

How Rodney Dangerfield Got Some Respect

A Hollywood Visit

The most I ever laughed in a cemetery was in December 2011. I remember it well because a few days later my father died.

The eccentric oddball that I am, on a Disneyland vacation with my two youngest sons, Jack and Brady, I took them to Hollywood first. Talk about weirdos, they were all out on the Hollywood Walk of Fame between Grauman’s Chinese Theater and the Wax Museum.

Batman, The Flash, a John Wayne Gacy Clown, a Dracula, and a Pokemon character I’d never heard of, were hustling to pose for cameras and pandering for dollars.

Then we went by the Westwood Mann Theater where in 2007, I interviewed Justin Timberlake, Mike Meyers, Cameron Diaz, Eddie Murphy, Julie Andrews, Tippi Hedron, Antonio Banderas, Selena Gomez, and others at the red carpet premiere of the Shrek the Third movie.

After a bite nearby, I drove us to one of my favorite LA destinations, the Pierce Brothers Westwood Village Memorial Park and Mortuary. 

The intent was to show reverence and respect for entertainment history. I explained who baseball great Joe DiMaggio was and how each week, until he died, had red roses sent to Marilyn Monroe’s resting place.

It was DiMaggio, her ex-husband, who was responsible for Monroe’s funeral arrangements in 1962. He selected Westwood Cemetery because it was the gravesites location of her mother’s friend, Grace Goddard, and Goddard’s aunt, Ana Lower, both of whom had cared for Monroe as a child.

Near her crypt was Dean Martin’s, who I vividly recalled seeing perform at the Las Vegas MGM (now Ballys) Hotel Celebrity Theater in 1986.

One of the primary reasons I want to visit this cemetery is to pay respects to one of my favorite singers Roy Orbison. On this occasion I was upset because after 23 years since his death, there was still not a headstone. Because there was none before, I made a note to identify his site beforehand. Beside his grave was a newly buried site that I found out later was his wife Barbara Orbison, who passed away just two weeks before. I wonder if there’s a tombstone now?

Both sons were unexpectedly intrigued as we walked among the gravesites of television stars like Don Knotts (they knew who he was), Carroll O’Connor, Robert Stack, Bob Crane, Brian Keith, Farrah Fawcett, Sebastian Cabot, Jack Klugman, Merv Griffin, Peter Falk, Eddie Albert, Jonathan Harris and Jim Backus.

Movie stars Burt Lancaster, George C. Scott, Jack Lemmon, Walter Matthau, Donna Reed, Janet Leigh, Karl Maldin, Eva Gabor and James Coburn.

They were especially curious about the tragic deaths of Natalie Wood, Dorothy Stratten, Heather O’Rourke, Dominique Dunne, and Victor Kilian.

Music entertainers are Beachboy Carl Wilson, Janis Joplin, Mel Torme, Minnie Riperton, Frank Zappa, Buddy Rich, Peggy Lee, Ray Conniff, and Les Brown.

Notable authors and writers included Truman Capote, Ray Bradbury, Robert Block, Jackie Collins, Harry Essex, Ariel and Will Durant.

Seeing the marker for comedian
Fanny Brice (later, Tim Conway would be laid there) made me smile.

We remained respectful and solemn until we walked by the gravesite of the man born Jacob Cohen, who later legally changed his name to Jack Roy.

The tombstone was etched “RODNEY DANGERFIELD.” The epitaph reads:


Amongst the peaceful chirping of birds in gently waving trees, amid the serenity and beauty of that well manicured cemetery, I roared with laughter.

Hilariously funny in life, Rodney remains funny after death. Rodney passed away on October 5, 2004 in Los Angeles.

Here are some of Rodney Dangerfield’s memorable one-liners:

🔹My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

🔹I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her.

🔹I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it.

🔹I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous – everyone hasn’t met me yet.

🔹When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.

🔹I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.

🔹My mother had morning sickness after I was born.

🔹What a dog I got, his favorite bone is in my arm.

🔹When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.

🔹My father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet.

🔹A bike in town keeps running me over….

….It’s a vicious cycle.

🔹Is a cow that won’t give milk a milk dud….
….or an udder failure?

🔹I’m so good at sleeping….
….I can do it with my eyes closed.

Dangerfield with Jackie Gleason.

🔹I took a video of my shoe yesterday….
….It has some great footage.

🔹Today at the bank, an old woman asked me to check her balance….
….so I pushed her over.

🔹My wife says I’m absolutely useless at fixing appliances….
….Well, she’s in for a shock.

🔹How many lawyers does it take to fill an ambulance?….
….I don’t know. No-one’s ever tried to save one.

🔹A horse walks into a bar….
….The bartender says, ”Hey.”….
….The horse replies, “Sure.”

🔹To improve my sex life I took Viagra and a bit of cannabis….

….I just ended up with stiff joints.

🔹Two guys walk into a bar….
….The third one ducked

🔹I’ve been watching women’s beach volleyball, and there was a wrist injury….
….but I should be okay by tomorrow

R.I.P. Rodney Dangerfield.
(November 22, 1921 – October 5, 2004)

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