This is dedicated to all my fellow Patriots who’ve been bestowed the honorable badge of courage: A social media censorship and jail time.

Facebook Prison Blues

I hear that phone a buzzing,
Its buzzing once again.
But I ain’t been on facebook,
Since I don’t know when.
I’m stuck in facebook prison,
Stuck here for my crime.
Stuck in farcebook prison,
Gotta do my time.

When I was just a youngin,
My moma told me son.
Be careful with that face book,
Your having too much fun.
But I slammed islam in Reno,
Just to hear them cry.
And when I hear that phone abuzzing
I hang my head and sigh.

I hear that phone a buzzing
Its buzzing once again
And I ain’t been on fakebook
Since I don’t know when
I’m stuck in fasist book prison,
My posts you cannot see.
Stuck in fakebook prison,
I can’t conform, not me.

I hear that phone a buzzing,
It’s a buzzing once again.
And I ain’t been on fakebook,
Since I don’t know when.
O’ stuck in fakebook prison…

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