What do you call a drunk astronaut?
Bud-light-beer.
Do you know that Bud Light has always been trans?
It’s water that identifies as beer.
We know that Budweiser isn’t a real beer.
And now they have a man that isn’t a woman as a spokesperson..makes sense!
What do you call your friend who’s anorexic?
Bud light.
Want to know how Bud Light Seltzer was invented?
They added the word “Seltzer”.
How long does it take a drunk person to walk 19 blocks?
One bud light year.
Did you hear about the beer that helps you lose weight?
It made bud light.
Why do Bud Light drinkers make great detectives?
They’re always on the case!
What do you call a Bud Light that’s been studying all night?
A “brew”nius!
Why did Bud Light go to therapy?
It had a bit of an “ale”ing identity crisis!
A man gets pulled over by a cop.
“Sir, have you drank any alcohol tonight?”
“I haved 39 cans of Budlight.” He replied in slurred speech.
“I said alcohol, not cat urine.”
How do you know when a Bud Light is feeling down?
It just can’t seem to “beer” it any longer!
Why did Bud Light love geography?
It was always interested in heading “yeast”!
Four CEOs of beer firms are at a meeting and decide to get a drink.
Budweiser’s CEO orders a Bud Light. Miller’s CEO orders a Miller Lite. Coors CEO orders a Coors Light. Guinness’ CEO orders a Coke.
The three CEOS then ask him, “Why aren’t you ordering a Guinness?”
He replies, “If you guys aren’t drinking beer then neither will I.”
Which beverage can you enjoy to infinity and beyond?
Bud Light beer.
Two blind men walk into a bar.
The first orders a scotch, and the second orders a whisky.
“For the last time, gentlemen,” says the exasperated nurse, “this is a hospital and you are both severely concussed. We do not serve alcohol!”
“Alright, bud light then,” says the first man.
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Good ones!
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LOL. Some of these are pretty bad. But my favorite is the Mexican word of the day. Bahaha. Now being an “ex-Bud Light” drinker, I think I’ll now go enjoy a cold Shiner Bock.
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Agree. They were very bad!!
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Great articles LMAO at the Bud Light. 😂🍻
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Groan.
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