Tag: Humor

Kicks On 66, Grins in Uranus

When I asked the legendary comedian Jerry Lewis, who was 83, what the key to happiness is for him, he immediately had an answer. “Do you remember when you were nine years old?” he smiled. “Always be the person you were when you were nine.” I definitely was nine years old Saturday, July 11th. Dodie…

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Texas Sayings

He’s on a first-name basis with the bottom of the deck. 🌵There are a lot of nooses in his family tree. 🌳So crooked that if he swallowed a nail he’d spit up a corkscrew. 🌵So crooked you can’t tell from his tracks if he’s coming or going. 🌳He knows more ways to take your money…

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